Jack Thompson is so disbarred...

By David Field
15:45 Sep 29, 2008 | 6 Comments
Tags: Jack | Thompson | disbarred | twitter

The best mockery from the cold, unfeeling heart of the internet.

As you may have heard, Jack Thompson
has been disbarred from practicing law.

The internet is celebrating in its usual way: by mocking the man -- who really did have it coming. These little nuggets of gold came from Twitter:

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed to approach the
bench at a picnic table.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even file briefs in his
underwear drawer.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even practice the law of gravity.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even court disaster.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, even his kids can't have recess.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy couldn't because he was
Jack Thompson, who is so disbarred.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he couldn't subpoena colada!

Fun times.

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6 Comments

Xabbu Sep 29, 2008 4:09 PM	cheer
battlefield_gir Sep 29, 2008 5:28 PM	Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy couldn't because he was Jack Thompson, who is so disbarred. that made me ROFL, gets strange look from cat.
maxamatosis Sep 29, 2008 5:34 PM	Maybe there is a god after all.
mp3metalhead Sep 29, 2008 11:11 PM	lawl
Shikimaru Sep 30, 2008 9:07 AM	Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can no longer get an erection.
emccat Oct 1, 2008 1:08 PM	Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even practice the law of gravity. LOL LOL LOL

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