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Jack Thompson is so disbarred...

By David Field
15:45 Sep 29, 2008 | 6 Comments
Tags: Jack | Thompson | disbarred | twitter
Jack Thompson is so disbarred...

The best mockery from the cold, unfeeling heart of the internet.

As you may have heard, Jack Thompson
has been disbarred from practicing law.

The internet is celebrating in its usual way: by mocking the man -- who really did have it coming. These little nuggets of gold came from Twitter:

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed to approach the
bench at a picnic table.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even file briefs in his
underwear drawer.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even practice the law of gravity.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even court disaster.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, even his kids can't have recess.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy couldn't because he was
Jack Thompson, who is so disbarred.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he couldn't subpoena colada!


Fun times.

 
 
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6 Comments
Xabbu
Sep 29, 2008 4:09 PM
*cheer*
battlefield_gir
Sep 29, 2008 5:28 PM
Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy couldn't because he was
Jack Thompson, who is so disbarred.


that made me ROFL,
gets strange look from cat.
maxamatosis
Sep 29, 2008 5:34 PM
Maybe there is a god after all.
mp3metalhead
Sep 29, 2008 11:11 PM
lawl
Shikimaru
Sep 30, 2008 9:07 AM
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can no longer get an erection.
emccat
Oct 1, 2008 1:08 PM
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even practice the law of gravity.
LOL LOL LOL
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