Saturday November 21, 2009 3:20 PM AEST

10 things we want from the next Star Trek film

  • Email a Friend
  • Print Page
 »
10 things we want from the next Star Trek film
By Staff writers
Jul 17, 2009 | 19 Comments
Tags: star | trek | lists | paramount | scifi | movies

As Paramount gears up for its next Star Trek film, here's our wishlist of what we'd like to see...

With the success of Star Trek, Paramount is gearing up for another one soon. Here are our ideas for what we'd like to see in the second outing of the franchise reboot.

1. Klingons
Yep, we need some crab heads in their numerous D7 class cruisers and Birds-of-Prey, wielding their Bat'leth with one hand and a bowl of fresh qagh in the other. Maybe it's time for Kirk to knock heads with Kang, Koloth, and Kor. Personally, I'd love to see a Red October-style narrative where Kirk is forced to hunt down a rogue Klingon who wants to make peace with the Federation.

2. Transporter malfunctions
Not just the ones that turn people inside-out, but the cool variety that result in unintentional duplicates or materialising into the parallel dark universe populated with evil Kirk, Spock and Bones. Transporting people into solid objects, deep space and trapping them in the memory buffer can also be entertaining.

3. Harcourt Fenton "Harry" Mudd
This archetypal conman (played by Roger C. Carmel, pictured) appeared twice in the original TV series, and he's fertile territory to revisit. The choices for who might play such a rich character are numerous. Jack Black has been mentioned already, but I'd like to see Bill Murray or John Lithgow (inset).

4. The Guardian of Forever
This is the mechanism that is at the centre of the City At The Edge Of Forever episode, where images of the past (and future) appear and, when you jump through the ring, you can travel to any point in time. Yes, the first movie had time travel, but it's at the heart of science fiction. As an alternative to the slingshot around the sun, this could be a more interesting option.

5. Khan Noonien Singh
The genetically-engineered warrior from the Eugenics Wars is probably Kirk's greatest nemesis, when he defrosts this sociopath when he encounters his ship, Botany Bay. Sadly, Ricardo Montalban (pictured) is no longer with us, so who would play this charming monster? That's a difficult one, although Antonio Banderas (inset) does spring to mind for some curious reason.

 
 »

Copyright © 2009 Den of Geek

 
The latest issue is on sale now!

Want to learn all about Diablo III? Want to find out what the best Solid State Drive is on the market today, and how to look after it? Want to catch up on the latest hardware, games and in depth tech from Australia's best enthusiast mag?

Get your copy today :)
19 Comments
Thoughts on this article? Add a comment below.
Taranthor
Jul 17, 2009 12:33 PM
I would like to see Species 8472
hectorbustnuts
Jul 17, 2009 12:33 PM
Chevy Chase would make a fine Harry Mudd.
HokeyWhiteBoy
Jul 17, 2009 12:44 PM
I am sick to death of Klingons, and have always thought Romulans were lame so NO more of them, please.

I, also, would LOVE to see Species 8472... or how about a whole new enemy? If you are going to reboot it, why not truly start from scratch? Come on Hollywood, kick it up a notch hey?!?!?!?!?
thesorehead
Jul 17, 2009 1:30 PM
I'm not convinced that Banderas would be convincing as a guy with the last name "Singh".

Species 8472 would be good, but how to explain their presence in the Alpha quadrant?

Maybe we could discover some ancient technology on Phobos that, when combined with transporter tech is capable of zapping an entire ship into an eldritch dimension, leading to a final face-off with Shubb-Niggurath...
Darkmatter
Jul 17, 2009 1:31 PM
borg
HokeyWhiteBoy
Jul 17, 2009 1:38 PM
How about Aliens vs Predators vs Starfleet?

Wow, that suggestion is too geeky even for me :-(
HokeyWhiteBoy
Jul 17, 2009 2:28 PM
OH, nudity! Startrek needs WAY more nudity!
MrSHovel
Jul 17, 2009 3:07 PM
What about Tribbles!
HokeyWhiteBoy
Jul 17, 2009 6:17 PM
What about NUDE Tribbles!
tantryl
Jul 18, 2009 1:39 PM
@thesorehead - but you're OK with a guy named "Ricardo" playing him? :P

@Staff Writers/Den of Geek - you probably think of Banderas because Montalban stole his moustache in Spy Kids.
QuadLex
Jul 19, 2009 1:13 PM
They need to do more re-modulation, of some sort of beam. Preferably after re-routing it. The Deflector should also be mentioned.

Bonus points for finding the planet where Captain Janeway got her hair from.
Sophronia
Jul 19, 2009 5:37 PM
I would like to see it filmed here in Australia.
SceptreCore
Jul 19, 2009 8:01 PM
I would like to see this film... not made.

But that is TOO optimistic. I would like to see someone who knows something about star trek to get involved... hows about Brannon Braga?

Although it'll still be crap like the one before... the new ST universe with children running Enterprise. But lets improve

* Make beam in/outs faster... it's the 23rd century, and it's supposed to be instantaneous.
* Maybe introduce a new constitution REFIT class, the new one looks silly with those fat arse nacelles.
* Make Chris Pine look older, he looks like he just graduated from high school not starfleet academy.
* Make engineering look futuristic, not like a nuclear power plant. Once again it's the 23rd century.
* Put some bloody dimmers on the bridge, it's so bright one needs a welders helmet just to go in there.
* In the other movie the shuttles had clear plastic dividers between the cockpit and the hold... gave it a sort of fish and chip shop feel.. piss that off.
* I don't recall seeing any replicators, that's one of Star Trek signature tech. Anything you ask for made out of energy... that never gets old.
SceptreCore
Jul 19, 2009 8:06 PM
I see why it says staff writers... someone didn't want to be named.

:P
tantryl
Jul 19, 2009 10:32 PM
@Sceptre, adressing points in order:
* No, it's not. It's meant to be a convenient way of avoiding a scene either explaining or discussing how to get to/from somewhere. And removing the sparkly fade-out would anger your Nerdling Overlords.
* A decent idea, even if it does mess with the fictional science. Yes, people have thought about it way too much. If you want to die a horribly, lonely death - read this: http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/articles/design.htm
But I like the idea anyway. And let's face it, they already did it with the weird alien ship designs anyway. But I'm not sure if they could do it without harkening to Star Wars.
* Chrine Pine was 28 during filming. Shatner was 33 during the filming of the TOS pilot. The plot where he isn't really a captain yet fits in with this. *shrug*
* Nuclear power plants don't look like that. They look like concrete and metal, painted white.
* Fair call. Although the iApple look is running hot these days, so I doubt you'll get your wish on that one. Unless, of course, they want the actors to look more serious/evil. In which case they'll adjust the light accordingly.
* OK. That's... a weird observation. But... OK.
* They didn't come in until TNG. They just hard, uh, dumb waiter kind of things in TOS.
HokeyWhiteBoy
Jul 21, 2009 4:13 PM
@ tantryl | http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/articles/design.htm

I just read that whole article, and I am not at all happy about it! Wow. Just WOW.
tantryl
Jul 22, 2009 1:25 AM
@Hokey - now we both die a horrible, lonely death.

Sadly, we can't do it together.
Sm1vvy7
Jul 28, 2009 8:01 PM
Hows about we get them lost in the Delta Quadrant, fighting borg, Species 8472 and rogue vulcans with ragin pon far XD Then mysteriously transported back by a caretaker
LOLZ
tator
Aug 15, 2009 6:24 PM
How about Q, haven't seen John DeLancie around much lately.
Login or register to submit a comment.
 
 
 
Atomic Magazine

Issue: 107 | December, 2009

Atomic is a magazine aimed squarely at computer enthusiasts, gamers, and serious PC upgraders.

Every month we bring you the latest reviews of new technology and PC components, in depth features on everything from overclocking to console hacking, and gaming previews and interviews.
 
Latest Comments
"Fucking signed.

"
by index680i | Nov 21, 2009 2:54 PM
 
""sudo preupgrade"
...failed to download installer metadata
------------
So ..."
by wlayton27 | Nov 21, 2009 8:16 AM
 
"I thought Vista outlived it's usefulness about the same time it was released , lol"
by mr.gargoyle | Nov 21, 2009 12:28 AM
 
"^ I find with CoD4 that I can jump on an empty server and be joined by 6-12 others before the ..."
by Ezekill | Nov 20, 2009 10:10 PM
 
"check

LOMAC
DCS Black Shark
X-plane"
by Bastard Child | Nov 20, 2009 8:13 PM
Latest User Reviews
Shenmue II
10%
asdfasdf
 
EVGA X58 Classified
90%
great board, a few things could be better
 
EVGA X58 Classified
90%
Gorgeous looking
 
Sapphire 4890
90%
So good, I immediately wanted a second one!
 
MSI 790FX-GD70 motherboard
90%
Allmost the prefect gaming board