We have a winner!

Are you the owner of the newest old-school graphics card on the block?

This morning, a speechless Craig Jackson managed to stammer out bewildered thanks over the phone when Atomic rang him to congratulate him on a winning one of our competitions.

His wonderful string of a mere ten words has won him a Sapphire AGP HD3850, which is currently the greatest (and will probably go down in history as the greatest) card ever to rock an AGP socket.

His winning entry?

Sapphire is awesome because...

it is an anagram of Happiers, which they make me.

Happy Crysis, ArcaneMagik! There’s blood left in your old stone of an Athlon!


Some other notable entries include:

they are like Viagra, helping AGP rise to the occasion.

It's Not NVIDIA

like god, it just is.

I'm a Grrl and.. Like, um.. Y'know? Goooooo Sapphire! L-O-L!

it doesn't take no shit from those pci-e geeks.

Ruby's tired of her old jewellery.

their free stuff is actually worth buying.

Quality stuff, everybody, but alas, there can only be one winner.