It's all about the pr0n

A recent Gartner Group survey has found out what a lot of people round here have known for years - about the only people making money from the net are pornography Webmasters. In fact, porn sites are so successful that the report, by Gartner Research

A recent Gartner Group survey has found out what a lot of people round here have known for years - about the only people making money from the net are pornography Webmasters. In fact, porn sites are so successful that the report, by Gartner Research Director Joe Sweeney, suggests that any Web worth his salt should be spending more time surfing girly sites.

While everyone else, big players like Amazon.com and the rest of the online 'revolutionaries', are hemorrhaging cash like it's going out of style, the porn industry has built an online presence out of mutual support and serious customer research. This is an arena where literally one person shows can form a lucrative customer base with just a net-enabled PC and a Webcam. Mr Sweeney no doubt had to spend an immense amount of time looking at smut to formulate his report, and the Atomic crew send him our best wishes and congratulations on a job well done.

So there you are, when you get to work tomorrow, log onto some heinous pr0n (like what we've provided below) and when your boss starts turning red and threatens to fire your sick, perverted arse, just tell him you're trying to make the company more profitable.
Somethin' nasty