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We bring you today news that could reshape the very fabric of journalistic style and motivation at the Atomic office. Just days ago, a new BP service station opened a main street near to the lavishly appointed offices of your favourite magazine and

We bring you today news that could reshape the very fabric of journalistic style and motivation at the Atomic office. Just days ago, a new BP service station opened a main street near to the lavishly appointed offices of your favourite magazine and Web site; due to work commitments it has taken some time for us to send a reporter to the establishment, but I went along today and the news is good.

They have Red Eye.

Only the Gold variety for the moment, but I am sure that the rest of the family will come along shortly. Think of it, an energy drink so powerful that kids and pregnant women shouldn't drink, so full of pep that you should have only two a day. TWO? Ha, I know that you can safely drink about eight of the dang things. /twitch/
Red Eye