Let than online lovin' flow

It may come as a surprise to you, but there are a lot of people online who are only interested in one thing - sex. Yes, I'm as shocked as you are, perhaps even more so, because it also appears that people are falling in love over this crazy thing

It may come as a surprise to you, but there are a lot of people online who are only interested in one thing - sex. Yes, I'm as shocked as you are, perhaps even more so, because it also appears that people are falling in love over this crazy thing called the Internet. Who would have thunk it. But it gets worse, my friends; it is also very likely that some people online, are /gasp/ not what they seem.

Now I'm not talking weird men pretending to be lesbian motorcyclists for a laugh, but something a little more disturbing. Trevor Tasker, 27, lives in the UK, but he was recently smitten by a lady-love in the US that he having a hot online affair with. Photos were swapped (the depravity!) and before you could say 'I hate spam', Trevor was heading to the US to marry 30 year old Wynema Shumate.

Now, at the very least Wynema was a woman. That was even her real name. What she was concealing was her age - the photos were 35 years old. Trevor got off the plane to an old fat chick wanting to tie the knot.

But wait, there's more.

Her age was not the only thing she was concealing. Trevor decided to damn the torpedoes and have a holiday anyway, staying with Wynema despite the awkwardness of the situation. Staying in her house, he had ample opportunity to discover her biggest secret - the corpse in the freezer, one leg mostly severed to allow the deceased to fit in the enclosed space.

Online love - just say no.