Monday's feature goodness

It’s Monday, it’s cold and it’s raining. The air-con is broken, our roof seems to be leaking and to top it off, Ben’s just burnt himself on a piece of hot anchovy-pasted toast. Mr Mansill’s culinary tastes aside, it can’t possibly get worse.

It's Monday, it's cold and it's raining. The air-con is broken, our roof seems to be leaking and to top it off, Ben's just burnt himself on a piece of hot anchovy-pasted toast. Mr Mansill's culinary tastes aside, it can't possibly get worse. Fortunately though, we're here to provide stimulating literary material to get you through it. Aren't we kind?

Provider of today's chunk of mind food is forum fanatic and IRC frequenter Phr33x, otherwise known as Simon Peppercorn. Poor old Phr33xy hit a dead spot recently when he found himself cold, wet and without laptop battery power on a train chugging its way towards Strathfield station. Resourceful guy that he is (there, I said it. Now let go of my arm damn you!), Simon whipped out a pen and wrote us an article. Cool right? Unfortunately, there's one thing missing from Simon's latest work – and that is the fact that Ben's chicken wings smell like Vegemite.

Vegetable extract facts aside, it's time you gave our latest feature a look see. Go here, now.