Non-indefinite unpostponing of Website downtime

Did you get that? Well, we can't blame you if you didn't. What we're trying to say in the hardest possible way is that the Website is actually going down. For a day. Probably.

As powerful as the attraction may be, the Atomic Website must break the connection with the hive mind for some downtime.

Where is the hive mind? Well, we don't know. So, we're going out on an expedition to find it. We'll set off at 5:30PM on Friday the 11th, and be back with our report at 7:00PM on Saturday the 12th. Until then, you might have some trouble interacting with the site.

Not gone long. Really.

During that time, we're sure you won't have any problems latching on to something else temporarily. Or maybe you could go out and expose that alabaster skin to some sunlight.

Heck, we got third degree burns, but it was worth it!

Smokin'.