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Woman fails to stop the LHC

By The Inquirer
10:53 Mar 11, 2010 | 9 Comments
Tags: large | hadron | collider | science | news
Woman fails to stop the LHC

Why bother - the Large Hadron Collider is more than capable of stopping itself.

A German woman who fears that the Earth will be sucked into a black hole created by boffins operating the Large Hadron Collider has failed in her court bid to have the atom-smasher switched off.

The Constitutional Court in the western Germany city of Karlsruhe threw out the woman's appeal because she was "unable to give a coherent account of how her fears would come about."

"The overwhelming scientific opinion is that the experiments carried out at CERN (the European Organisation for Nuclear Research) present no dangers," the court added.

The woman, who has not been named and who lives outside Germany, failed to get an injunction with a Cologne court seeking to oblige the German government to stop the project.

She really need not have bothered, as the LHC already managed to shut itself off for a year without any court order.

According to the BBC, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) must close at the end of 2011 for up to a year to fix design and safety faults. Dr Steve Myers said the faults will delay the machine reaching its full potential for two years.

The atom smasher will reach world record collision energies later this month at 7 trillion electron volts. But the tunnel must be made safe before proton collisions planned at twice that level can start.

Engineers believe the machine is safe to run at 7 trillion electron volts but want to avoid another breakdown at higher energies. So they have taken the decision to run the machine for 18 to 24 months at half-maximum power before switching it off for a year to carry out improvements to the 27km tunnel.

 

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9 Comments
sirtrancealot
Mar 11, 2010 11:17 AM
yeh that portal to Zen is scary stuff...
Dysfunctional16
Mar 11, 2010 11:53 AM
Zen?! Please god no!
pkroeze
Mar 11, 2010 11:59 AM
hahahaha lol rofl at mega fail. Yay we built a uber huge particle smasher but it doesn't work like we wanted it too, doh. and another rofl at the woman just to be fair. lol
Tythais
Mar 11, 2010 5:23 PM
It's going to be a huge blow to scientific progress if one of these crackpots manages to be successful. The LHC has already increased our knowledge of engineering process without a scientific breakthrough.
Argotha
Mar 11, 2010 5:47 PM
I believe it is spelt Xen.

Besides I bet we can with the 7 hour war, just by trolling them on the internet.
CK
Mar 11, 2010 10:45 PM
Duct tape, thats would they need to stop a few extra trillion volts leaking out, oh yeah and Macgyver to install said duct tape.
Ghost_Bear
Mar 12, 2010 1:16 AM
LOL
omega
Mar 12, 2010 9:56 AM
With twine and some emtpy toilet paper rolls.

Or just get anyone who worked on Play School to do it - probably cheaper than the MacG
Caffeine_Fiend
Mar 12, 2010 10:32 AM
What are the guys from the Curiosity Show doing these days? I bet they're hard-up for work. Maybe they'll do it even cheaper.

"How do you fix a LCH? Well I'm glad you asked..."
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