Kane & Lynch like saying f**k

Video: Also like: shooting, killing, blowing things up, Shanghai, cute Chinese girls, shooting and dogs. Okay, maybe not dogs.

It can be argued that Kane & Lynch are the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of gaming - two everymen (sociopathic everymen, to be sure) just looking to find their way in a world that seems to just want to throw curve balls at them.

Of course, you'd be wrong, but it's as good a way to intro this trailer as we can think of right now, because there's not a lot of nice stuff you can actually say about either Kane or Lynch.

So, anyway, watch the fucking trailer, but be warned, if you don't like the word fuck then this isn't the fucking trailer for you. You fuck.

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days is out late August on all major platforms. And Taranthor? Don't even fucking bother.

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11 Comments

Krispy89 Jun 9, 2010 11:44 AM	There's nothing like a good dishing of "fuck" in the morning :P
alex8337 Jun 9, 2010 12:01 PM	I wasted $100 on the first one, im not even going to waste my bandwith watching the trailer for the second
waylander232 Jun 9, 2010 12:10 PM	Maybe the word they should be using is "Shit". Then we can agree with this trailer.
hectorbustnuts Jun 9, 2010 1:26 PM	... to find THEIR way in the world. rhubarb rhubarb gripe gripe nitpick nitpick rhubarb I tried to like the first Kane and Lynch...but I just couldn't get into it.
Hawkeye Jun 9, 2010 3:02 PM	That's it - my life's aim is now to write for the SMH.
paulgusta Jun 9, 2010 5:53 PM	@alex8337: Why write off a sequel to a game you didn't like? It looks like it's going to be totally different to the first title.
Karmicfloss Jun 9, 2010 8:27 PM	Um Kain is fat? That's weird cos that cardio work out trailer looked like he could run a marathon, with heavy weapons too!
sm1ddy Jun 10, 2010 1:27 AM	The first game was crap. I'm not buying into the advertising/hype.
Elfarch Jun 10, 2010 7:36 AM	At least it has truth in advertising. 'Cos there's dogs innit. ;{)
nukejockey Jun 10, 2010 10:42 AM	I really enjoyed the first one, right up to the jungle level. Fuck that was bad.
Athlonite Jun 16, 2010 11:40 PM	Fuck fuckity fuck fucking fuck fucked whats wrong here is Kanes misses isn't even a Hottie for fucks sake she's half red-neck lesbian biker mole given the choice I'd shoot the fugly mole on sight

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