Video: 2K and Firaxis Games want you to know - Civilization V is a threat to your life, your relationships, and your erectile function.
There's no escaping the fact - the greatest threat strategy gamers are going to face in the next six months is Civilization V. This highly addictive game, coming out in September, is a life-wrecker.
But that's okay, because 2K Games wants to help you be forewarned. The CivAnon program is for junkies who crave one more turn, and it's here to help. And you've got to believe this serious threat: we saw just a small portion of Civilization V at E3, and we're still jonesing.
We'd do... embarrassing things for more of Civ V. We're not proud, but we can admit it. And CivAnon is here for people just like you and me.
So be alert, be alarmed. Together, we can fight this. NO MORE TURNS!
Issue: 137 | June, 2012