Gallery: We just got the shiny new Reviewer's Kit for Gran Turismo 5. Are we excited? We-eeell...
Listening to some people, you could be forgiven for thinking that the release of Gran Turismo 5 is akin to the second coming of Christ himself.
But, the truth is... we've not met a GT game that hasn't made us go 'meh' yet.
(Warning: honest personal opinion ahead)
Sure - it's shiny, and the graphics are really impressive, and it may well be the greatest driving sim ever and... OH GOD GIVE IT A BREAK! If I want to play a sim I'll look for a combat flight sim, or a good strategy sim. Hell, even Zoo Tycoon has more bloody appeal than Gran Turismo.
Why?
Because I don't drive - I live in Inner City Sydney just so I don't have to worry about cars. If I want to vicariously work out what atrophied driving fantasies I have left over from a western suburbs adolescence, I'll watch Top Gear.
At least things blow up every now and then.
But this level of driving game is lost on us. But if you are a fan, don't worry - we've passed on the game to someone who does dig on the series for our actual review. And speaking of the review, here's the kit we just received for review purposes. Even us non-fans can agree it's pretty shiny - but let's just see what's inside...
Issue: 137 | June, 2012